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| Crooked Little Vein: A Novel | 
| Author: Warren Ellis
Publisher: William Morrow
Category: Book
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Avg. Customer Rating:  57 reviews
Sales Rank: 95069
Media: Hardcover
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 288
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Dimensions (in): 7 x 5.4 x 1.1
ISBN: 0060723939
Dewey Decimal Number: 813.6
EAN: 9780060723934
ASIN: 0060723939
Publication Date: July 24, 2007
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 A good setup, but just not well executed October 11, 2008
I read Ellis's "Transmetropolitan" back in college and genuinely enjoyed it. Looking back now, I probably was attracted to the art style and the setting more than the writing. "Crooked Little Vein" is in the same vein as "Transmetropolitan", and while I typically like dark conspiracy novels, this one just felt predictable and cliche.
The book's exposition and plot setup are actually very enjoyable. The whole "alternative constitution of the United States" setup was a good hook and I applaud it for being original. Once the novel gets moving, it feels just like a chain of events that aren't particularly interesting or funny. I suppose (and the afterward confirms) that Ellis was looking for edgy Internet material to populate the book with, only the fetish content doesn't really shock. It feels more annoying than offensive. I think the only reason I kept reading was to see if the protagonist actually finds the alternative constitution.
I suppose there's some good things to say about this novel, however. It moves at a rapid pace and was a very quick read. I attribute this to short chapters and heavy use of dialogue to keep the scenes moving along. Also Ellis makes an implicit statement about the use of technology and collaboration as an impact in media. I found it to be one of the more interesting points of the entire book.
I still found myself really wanting to like this book. It wasn't the profanity that put me off (it's not hard to find far more profane literature), but more of the constant reminder from Ellis that says "Hey, this is profane and dirty material! Look at how angry this could make people!" Ugh. If he eased back on this I might have thrown an extra star in and put this review on the positive side.
Warren Ellis wrote a Novel September 12, 2008
Crooked Little Vein is some quality distilled Ellis - but I barely know how to review him as the writer of a novel. I found the book to be a lot of fun, but not as much fun as his comics. This is my view of other comics writers gone novelist. Neil Gaiman stands out as a prime example, and try to convince NG fans that his books aren't as good as his comics. It will get you on a lot of $hit lists, and girls in black will knock you down wherever you go.
The book suffers a lack of significant characterization and a narrative that feels novel worthy. It is a collection of side show freaks. There is enough to like about side show freaks that this criticism shouldn't entirely be read as an invalidation of the book. I also consider Palahniuk books to be side show freak conventions - (again) for comparison's sake.
CLV felt contrived in its stages - the `belly of the whale' and such (desperate conflict allowing for significant psychological growth or turning point) was built up to in a mere 2 or 3 paragraphs, 80% of the way through, and resolved too cleanly for my liking.
If you have never read Warren Ellis, it is likely because you aren't interested in super heroes (he expresses frustration with them - but it is the curse of comic books). Check out Transmetropolitian for more Ellis goodness, similar in many respects to CLV - and also don't miss Fallen, or even his Hellblazer work. The protagonist in each of these are cut from the same cloth - and it appears to be Warren's own projected persona, the WE that engages the world in a more direct way than laptop tapping in a pub. The filthy assistants do a wonderful job of assisting filthily (particularly in Transmet and Crooked) and read, to me, to be demoness versions of (Robert) Heinleinian women straight from Jubal Harshaw's staff (of Stranger in a Strange Land, and others).
Warren likes to share his research on the underbelly of everything - esp. technology, culture, sex and the places where they merge.
I suspect this novel will be irresistible as a screenplay, but don't know if it is a strong enough story for that to be a lucrative pursuit. It was enjoyable, though - and I had to take the ride, because I have trusted Mr. Ellis for many years to take me to strange new places.
I'm rounding up my 3.5 star rating.
 crooked little vein September 7, 2008
A mix of William S. Burroughs depravity and the classic nineteen thirties detective noir. Compelling, thought provoking, and thoroughly entertaining.
A Weirdly Entertaining Ride... with Soundtrack listings September 3, 2008
First off, if you're a music fan, this P.S. version includes a list of twelve songs Ellis calls the "soundtrack that inspired the book." All these songs are easy enough to find at the Zune Marketplace, on Amazon MP3, and for free on MySpace.
"Slippi" - Animal Collective
"Murray Ostril: They Don't Sleep Anymore on the Beach" - Godspeed You Black Emperor!
"Ladyflash" - The Go! Team
"The New Sound" - The Capricorns
"O.K." - Talvin Singh
"Dirge" - Death In Vegas
"Nightly Cares" - Mum
"Marconi's Radio (Again)" - Secret Machines
"Section 8 (Soldier Girl)" - The Polyphonic Spree
"Odin's Gift to His Mother" - Brain Donor (Julian Cope)
"Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts" - Wolf Parade
"Zouave's Blue" - Xinlisupreme
It's pretty good stuff. Now...
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"Crooked Little Vein" is a darkly satirical, wildly explicit, barely serious crime novel that I found to be ridiculously humorous in places - and I am no big fan of humorous novels or those that purport to be. The plot is straightforward enough, and there is an attempt, all too obvious in places, to summarize the politics and issues of contemporary America, but, really, the novel works best as a genre-influenced joyride that is as much like a work by Hunter Thompson as it is one by George Orwell. Warren Ellis himself is not entirely unlike Andrew Vachss given the political wit of Mark Twain and a bit of the technolust of William Gibson. This isn't a novel you read seriously, or approach too deeply, but it is great entertainment while it lasts.
An R, Well X, Rated Read & A Great Ride August 30, 2008
In Crooked Little Vein the classic, burned-out, hardened detective of Hollywood and mystery novel lore is given a mission to find a long lost secret text which, as the reader quickly realizes, is to be found somewhere within the new sexual mainstream. Or do these encounters "represent" the mainstream? That question is in the background much of the time; while in the foreground we travel the country in search of a text allegedly capable of removing perceived deviancy from our pristine shores. Significantly, in an interview at the end of the novel, Ellis assures us that the deviant world he has uncovered is "out there" on the world wide web, and thus not underground. This sexual odyssey is prompted by the President's heroin addicted chief of staff, himself quite the outlier, who appears intent, perhaps not so much on eliminating indecency, as in keeping it deliciously private, that is, on restoring shame to its proper place in the human psyche. Don't expect to find this book on the required reading list of your local school district. If you can accept the notion that sex might be fun and games after all, you will thoroughly enjoy Ellis' surreal and wonderfully satiric tour of a crooked little vein he travels.
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